guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
Tiger vs. Dustbuster
THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY
The term “Big Cat” has never been so accurate.
That’s how all women should feel about their body.
This is how everyone should feel about their body
adapt or die
Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out
Mother nature is punk af.
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
hire me to make weird drawings on printer paper and stuff them under your door in the dead of night
but you already do this for free
this has previously been a friends-only service but i am now extending it to strangers. please pay me
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks
part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire
you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
I have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy just focusing on Legolas. And it is pure gold.
The moment that viewers in 94 countries screamed Peter Capaldi’s name in unison/
Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick